how it works
1pick your tier below and answer 3 quick questions at checkout
2i personally make yours — no team, no templates
3it lands in your email. send it, post it, hold it as leverage 🪳
30 minutes, private call $299
me and you on a video call. content game, business talk, life, whatever's on your agenda. i only do a couple of these a month — that's not marketing, that's my calendar.
grab a call — $299
we email you within 48h to schedule
THE MAIN EVENT
personal video $75$49
60–90 seconds from me or any character — yes, including uncle. their name, your dirt, fully yours forever. delivered within 14 business days or refunded.
book mine — $49 $75
secure stripe checkout · no account needed
🛡 THE 14-BUSINESS-DAY DELIVERY GUARANTEE — your video lands within 14 business days, or one email gets your money back. no questions, no exit interview, no hard feelings. and if it misses, i reshoot it or your money walks back. one dm. no forms.
"Been watching dude for 5 years and he still built" — @Corykenshinmadad, youtube
launch price $49 — locks at $75 after the first 100 bookings. counter's real, like everything else here.
split it 3 ways in the group chat = legend for $16
sold out this week. drop your email — first crack when slots reset monday →
what the crew says 🪳
"Been watching dude for 5 years and he still built"@Corykenshinmadad · youtube · 89 likes
"HE FINALLY GOT HIS CRASHOUT EPISODE"@JR_Edits-k2s · youtube · 223 likes
"U knew what u was doin making this video 😭💔"@i.am_cire · youtube · 108 likes
real questions
why is this so cheap?
creators my size charge $150+ for this on the celebrity apps — and those take 25% off the top. no middleman here, and it's launch pricing. it won't stay $49.
what if i don't like it?
14 business days or refunded, no interview. i've got 877K subscribers — i'm not risking that over $49.
how wild does uncle get?
you set the dial at checkout. say "clean for grandma" and it's clean. say nothing and… uncle decides.
why only a few slots?
i record every single one myself. no team, no AI, no outsourcing. when the week's slots are gone they're gone — the counter up top is live, not a marketing trick.
can i post it?
it's yours forever. post it, send it, put it in the family group chat at the worst possible moment.