⚠️ read this part — session recording
This site uses
Microsoft Clarity, a session-recording and heatmap tool. It records how you interact with the page — clicks, taps, scrolls, and mouse movement — so I can see where the site is broken or confusing. Anything you
type (like your email address in the signup form) is
masked and never recorded. By using this site, you're being recorded in that way. If that's not cool with you, ad blockers and tracker blockers stop it — details below.
📥 what gets collected
page visits. counted with GoatCounter — it's cookieless and doesn't collect personal data. it just tells me how many people showed up and from where, roughly.handled by GoatCounter
session recordings + heatmaps. clicks, scrolls, taps, and mouse movement, as described in the box above. typed input like email addresses is masked and never recorded.handled by Microsoft Clarity
your email — only if you give it. if you put your email in the signup form, it goes to my email list so I can send you drops. nothing is grabbed silently.handled by Klaviyo
order details — only if you buy. payments run entirely through Stripe. I never see your card number. I get your name, email, and what you ordered so I can deliver it.handled by Stripe
🤔 why
one reason: to see what's broken and what the crew actually wants, so I can make this thing better. that's it.
nothing is sold. not your email, not your recordings, not anything. no data broker nonsense, no shady list-swapping.
🤝 who touches your data
Microsoft Clarity — session recordings + heatmaps.
GoatCounter — visit counts. cookieless, no personal data.
Klaviyo — stores the email list and sends the emails.
Stripe — processes payments. card data lives with them, never with me.
Patreon — only if you click through to the vault. once you're on patreon, their privacy policy applies over there.
that's the whole list. we don't sell your data to anyone, ever.
🚪 how to opt out
emails: every email has an unsubscribe link. one click, you're out, no guilt trip.
tracking: browser Do Not Track settings and ad/tracker blockers work on this site — they'll stop Clarity from recording.
last updated: 2026-07-16
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